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SQUEE AS FUCK

February 2012

55 posts

trophyscars: I’m putting together a zine about... →

trophyscars: I’m putting together a zine about sex. If you have something you want to contribute about sexuality, the sex industry, slut shaming, kink shaming, rape culture, sex in the media or whatever else - hit me up. If you’re skim reading this, this is a CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS. If you don’t want to write an essay, feel free to submit poetry or flash fiction. Don’t write? Then send in some...

wehbgoaurghoghr asked: I am watching Community.

Scheherazade →

“Tell me about the dream where we pull the bodies out of the lake and dress them in warm clothes again. How it was late, and no one could sleep, the horses running until they forget that they are horses. It’s not like a tree where the roots have to end somewhere, it’s more like a song on a policeman’s...

mleen just came in and i sang her a line of total eclipse of the heart (it’s not called turn around bright eyes? who knew?) and she proceeded to sing the whole song to me.

whatever. lying is never, ever okay.

We’re Called Survivors Because We’re Still Here →

teeveedinner: by rookie mag

““Many boys can be knobs or n00bs” -Ryn, a noble woman and a classic...”

KITSCHINETTE: In Response to The Daily Mail's... →

kitschinette: Written in a rush and posted here since the comments on the article are currently disabled/being moderated: I’m saddened and angered by both the poor quality of reporting in this article and several of the responses. I suggest some of the commenters head to the xoJane website to read Emily’s original article, as well as her other writing (especially this) Aside from being an...

ॐ: An Open Letter To Thinspiration Blogs →

thefrisky: Dear Thinspiration Blogs, At first I didn’t really understand you. I mean, I’d heard of the “pro-ana” blogs that lurked in dark corners of the internet, encouraging starvation and promoting anorexia. But thinspiration blogs are more mainstream. You show up on the Pinterest homepage in the form of “diet plans” that allow nothing but lemon water for a week. You show up on my Tumblr...

Amazonian Mushroom Eats Indestructible Plastics →

feelingsareboring: We use polyurethane to make just about everything—garden hoses, furniture, the entirety of my local 99-cent store. It’s easy to produce, durable, and dirt cheap. What it isn’t is recyclable—there isn’t a single natural process that breaks it down. That is until a newly-discovered Amazonian fungus takes a bite. Pestalotiopsis microspora (not shown) is a resident of the...

the night was completely free of vomit-sex catastrophes, luckily. we had barely any customers so we all hung out like little pals and watched the jazz and shook lots of hands and it was great, tuesdays are always great and i’m never expecting it. i’m full of shivers and falling over my own feet. my body wants to shuffle into a corner and take itself apart, but my head wants me to jump...

expertcosmotips: during sex, stare directly in his eyes with one eye while the other is looking away.

expertcosmotips: stare directly into his eyes at all times and never look away, don’t even blink. stare him right in the face especially when you’re doing it

expertcosmotips: don’t look him in the eye during sex

The Future: SEXXXXXX. It’s not what you thought it was! Today it turns out the most inconceivable thing is sex. good luck, Miranda oh no Miranda why do you worry me like this? what’s going to happen? should I just not go outside today? I’ve been throwing up all morning if I go to work am I going to have some heinous incident involving vomit AND sex?!

The Future: You’ve been robbed! Of something! Instead of wondering what, spend today mourning every single thing as if it’s been stolen. good luck, Miranda

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